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Introducing the Real Housecows of Shenandoah Valley...

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Here’s a reality check: our cows eat cleaner than a cast member on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

 

That’s right. Our “Cows-wives” have a rumen that helps them break down plant matter...so they’re 100% grass fed.

 

We also serve them a nice nutri-balance mix…which is basically a multivitamin with a bunch of different minerals--some dehydrated kelp, some sea salt, etc.

I know what you’re thinking…“yum”. And you’re right--this mix helps give them their flavor profile.

 

That’s why our beef tastes better than the confined animal feeding operations where they feed their cows grain non-stop and leave them standing in manure.

 

Stand in manure, taste like manure.

 

Our cows eat a very diverse diet...they’ve got at least 2 dozen types of grass in their pasture and they treat it like an all-you-can-eat buffet.

 

I also have a lot on my table today, so I gotta go.

 

So Long, 

 

Tai